I am informed by Joshua Zelinsky that two new Chick tracts are available. They are, as expected, completely insane. Here are my summaries.

• You can sell your soul to Satan for wealth, women, and fame, and if you accept Jesus in your last minutes on your deathbed, you still get to go to heaven!

• Catholicism and voodoo are pretty much the same thing, and any good Protestant boy can beat up demons.

Now you don’t need to bother reading them.

But you’re going to anyway, aren’t you?