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The B says
From their testimonials:
“…as I’m also quite heavy sinner. I joined the Frequent Sinner program, and I have time to do all my favorite activities again.”
Favorite activities? Like…commiting a sin or two? :-)
I like the look of the Gold Sin Card:
Colour me interested!
Steve LaBonne says
Of course the Church was doing exactly the same thing for real before Luther nailed those theses to the cathedral door…
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Steve LaBonne says
Perhaps they also have vowel insurance fo trolls.
Ah…it seems not.
Trth hrts, dsn’t t, PZ?
Matt the heathen says
Thank you internet…
Graham Douglas says
Does the “Mortal Sinner Package” cover atheism? I might just be up for one them, if it does. (If it’s good enough for Pascal, who am I to complain?)
Too funny. I wish I were more of a sinner, but it’s hard when you don’t believe in “sin”. Those cards would make mighty fine bumper stickers, though.
Mike Haubrich says
I’ll buy a plan, since it provides coverage athyests and librils, but I am still paying off my reincarnation coverage. (I take Pascal’s Wager seriously.)
First holy water and now a new version of indulgences? What is this, the Catholic rummage sale?
I’ll stick with my “Get out of Hell Free” cards from http://www.THISISTRUE.com. Whether I believe or not, the cards have the great byproduct of making people with a sense of humor, religious or not, laugh.
Another work of genius. Where do you FIND THESE THINGS?!?
uh oh. Here’s a problem: No bodily resurrection. Of course, this MAY have been changed on the website since The Lost Tomb of Jesus aired… can’t have our facts wrong can we? ;)
steppen wolf says
they cover atheists, people who are a little bit different, and they have a pic of Bin Laden.
I found this website yesterday when I was surfing for kicks…
Did you know there is actually a christ.com? I have not checked allah, vishnu and co., but something tells me I am not going to find a Mohamad.com….
David Denning says
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The Physicist says
Where is the carbon foot print sin card?
The Physicist says
As far as carbon foot print and global warming, I see this problem. We have the left saying we are kill a bunch of people, while simultaneously claiming that the world is over populated, therefore missing the crucial point, that if mans activities are causing catastrophe, then it is just nature taking its course. So what’s the big deal?
Then on the right, you have those who believe the left is using global warming as a scam to tear down borders and redistribute wealth while creating a New World order under th auspice of the UN. All the while it is the right (neo-con) trying to build a new world order by spreading democracy and cooperate exploitation of the working class by going to countries who will provide the slave labor.
I think they are all liars every damn one of them.
You really don’t make alot of sense.
“Liberals” would like to leave a better world for their children.
Not one that will make them sick and kill them.
Not a hard concept to grasp.
Environmentalists have no problem with corporations profiting from
greener practices. Cleaner fuels, renewable energy… they sell, we buy.
They just have to step up and do it.
The otherside figures they wont’ be around for the impact so why not
make a profit on what they already have cornered.
Heather Kuhn says
Didn’t you know? You don’t take your body with you because you get a new perfected body in Heaven. I am NOT joking. Some of the religious wingnuts actually believe this one.
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