It’s quite obvious, actually. Say we have a gigantic economic competitor (like, for example, China) that’s creeping up on our accomplishments in science, while our schools are struggling with idiots demanding that we waste time teaching the non-controversy of creationism. One approach would be to shut down the nitwits and fund good science education…yeah, like that’s ever going to happen. But how about the alternative? Instead of correcting our own problems, let’s start poisoning other countries!
We’ve got great examples that show it can be done. Turkey, of course, is now a center for Islamic creationism stolen wholesale from American missionaries. The latest news is that South Korea is stripping evolution out of their textbooks, another victory for Christianity.
I’m going to suggest that every American church do their patriotic duty and stop sending missions off to poor countries, like African nations, and instead start pouring them into China, Japan, Taiwan…places where their Stupidity Induction Fields will do us more good in the struggle for economic dominance. I suppose the European Union would be good, too — they’re getting too damned secular over there.
Wait, no, not Cyprus — they’ve got enough problems as it is. Come on, Christians, wreck wealthy economies for us, OK? No more of this cowardly picking on the little guys.