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Apr 17 2012

Homeland Security Simplified Census Form

HOMELAND SECURITY SIMPLIFIED CENSUS FORM

(Created in conformity with the Paperwork Reduction and Simplification of Reading, Thoughts, and Options Act)

Name: _________________

Address: _________________

Church: _________________

CHECK ONE

______ I AM A SAVED CHRISTIAN

______ I AM A CONDEMNED SINNER

Signed (Mark): ___________________

Date: _____________________

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A representative of the Faith Based Fairness for All Alliance will pick up this form.

Filling out the census form is mandatory (required).

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created by Edwin Kagin per directive of 2012.

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  1. 1
    Steve Dorst

    One thing missing: Requirement that you sign in blood!

  2. 2
    piranhaintheguppytank

    The future of posting should Fundies take over the internet:

    * A text bot will scan emails, blogs, and posts and replace all instances of “evolution” with “disputed origin theory”

    * The “terms of service” will be replaced with a list of the Ten Commandments

    * In order to sign in to your account, you must check a box acknowleging you have accepted Christ as your savior

    * All posts must close with “Praise Jesus!” or “Amen!”

    * Users who take the name of the Lord in vain will be reported to Homeland Security as suspected terrorists

  3. 3
    Social Bots

    After I originally left a comment I appear to have clicked the -Notify me when new comments are added- checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get four emails with the exact same comment. There has to be a way you can remove me from that service? Kudos!

    1. 3.1
      Edwin Kagin

      I did not create this problem (to my knowledge at least) and I do not have an answer.

      There are lots of problems I did not create and for which I have no answers.

      Suggest you contact “Word Press,” under whose aegis I operate.

  4. 4
    You Tube free bot download

    I needed to thank you for this good read!! I absolutely loved every bit of it. I have you book-marked to check out new things you post…

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