Oh, no. I just realized my soul was freely forfeited in the 1960s for a Horrible Hamilton set.
It was worth it.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Oh, no. I just realized my soul was freely forfeited in the 1960s for a Horrible Hamilton set.
It was worth it.
OMG!! I must have all the Hamilton Invaders!!
To be honest, I’d rather spend my eternity making toys for children rather than spend it praising a god or burning in hell. I would get some satisfaction in that there would be some payback for the previous gift. If I had my druthers, I’d like to make rubics cubes so I might someday solve it.
roverserton #2
Agreed. Not on Rubikcube but in general.
The real truth about elves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7DfnOgS_do
Given the mortality rates of those times, most of Santa’s workers will be children. You could say Santa exploits child soul-diers.
An FYI – Oglaf is incredibly NSFW so I would recommend not clicking the link to the comic in a public setting.
This one, though, is perfectly safe. Just don’t click on the archives.
In the late 60s i gave my soul to father xmas for an Action Man (a bit like GI Joe) .
Come xmas morning and i opened the box ,it was empty.
I asked my parents what is going on ,they said he must have deserted .
The mildly deranged penguin, who is a self-proclaimed obvious expert in Arctic matters, points out the usually dead (and sometimes ex-child) labourers are not sent to the North Pole, which is only a fairly minor sleigh reindeering stop. The North Pole fiction for all for tax-avoidance purposes.
The actual factories of Santa Toys Inc are scattered around the world, usually in places with poor-to-nonexistent labour laws / enforcement, such as the USA (and catholic churches). It also helps that the workers are usually dead, as owning enslaved zombies, even enslaved child zombies, is not specifically illegal.