I had no idea. I completely missed out. Did you know that yesterday, 14 April, was Cake and Cunnilingus Day? (That link, by the way, is completely Not Safe For Work, as you were certainly perceptive enough to notice).
I can’t say that I’m entirely disappointed though, since I’m actually not that big a fan of cake.



Pz. Please. Spare me your eating preferences.
Is there a Spaghetti Carbonara and Masturbation day on the calendar yet?
Water and abstinence day?
Salade Oranaise and Cunnilingus Day would make, taste-wise, a better fit to the male or lesbian experience.
….is it sponsored by the makers of Monistat? O.o
Talk about having your cake and eating it.
@Azkyroth, B*Cos[F(u)]==Y
you slay me