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I do rather feel like I’m yelling out my window, but I’d like to think that I have better coordination than to allow the purple sludge I’m drinking to dribble all over my chin.

Actually, where do I get a bottle of purple sludge? Does it help? Does it numb the pain? Maybe it’s more effective when it leaks onto your chin for some cutaneous absorption.


  1. chigau (ever-elliptical) says

    Hey! Somebody won the Super Bowl! And there were commercials!
    Doesn’t that count for something?

  2. slithey tove (twas brillig (stevem)) says

    Alternative Fact -> The Falcon won the Superdrome only fake news says Patriots Won. The Game was rigged. Who ever wins from a 25 point deficit at half-time? No one. Ever. The Falcons Won and took it from the rightful Patriots that POTUS backed. Patriots rule! Falcons swooped in and stole it from them. Falcons will be banned from crossing our borders. /alt-fakts

    phew, sorry I did that.

    It was a tense game, going into overtime and all. The comeback from that huge deficit was quite amazing. At least one Patriot is refusing to visit the WH for congratulations from tRumPutin. — Cheers, LoneProtestor.

  3. loreo says

    Pretty sure he’s sipping ZZZQuil for that good old fashioned “drugged into unconsciousness” feeling

  4. Artor says

    Wait a minute, I thought the Superbowl was over Thanksgiving weekend? What game is that?
    Obviously, I don’t follow hand-egg games.

  5. quotetheunquote says

    John Crown #5

    *applause* *applause* *applause*

    Now, what we really need is a responsible, adult-type person like Chevy Chase (gack!) to step in:
    “Hey, you two, don’t fight – it’s a beard wax and a dessert drink!”

    Or not.

  6. slithey tove (twas brillig (stevem)) says

    Sunday was Superb Owl Day, when 2 groups of bullies throw Egg Ball over a gridiron field to celebrate.

  7. Snarki, child of Loki says

    It’s also possible that the purple drink is part of the plan to “Make America Grape Again”.

    Sounds plausible.

  8. ck, the Irate Lump says

    Maybe it’s some of the fabled “purple stuff” from the Sunny Delight commercials?