Have a classy Christmas!

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   jo1storm

   24 December 2011 at 8:48 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   That’s an awesome tree!. On the other, completely unrelated matter. Cracked.com is talking about atheists and believers again http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-both-atheists-believers-need-to-stop-saying_p1/

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   davidct

   24 December 2011 at 8:52 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   OH MY! you used the “C” word. Now all our efforts are for naught.

   Best wishes for a great weekend – whatever anyone wants to call it.

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   Ms. Daisy Cutter

   24 December 2011 at 9:00 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   I laughed my head off at the domain name in the watermark.

   I can imagine one of the tentacles at the bottom of the tree beckoning malevolently to the household cat. “C’meeeeerrre, kitty, wanna try to bat this around?”

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   some bastard

   24 December 2011 at 9:04 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   Yeah, but then you wake up on Xmas morning to find all the gifts half-eaten with suspicious circle-shaped marks on the remains.

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   'Tis Himself, OM.

   24 December 2011 at 9:15 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   If I had that tree in the house I’d sleep with a loaded shotgun on the bed. Just in case.

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   mikeneal

   24 December 2011 at 9:24 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   Have a good one PZ.

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   Glen Davidson

   24 December 2011 at 9:54 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   Not sure I want the tree itself to be a consumer, especially one looking so greedy.

   Glen Davidson

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   Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, liar and scoundrel

   24 December 2011 at 9:57 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   Bah. Humbug.

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   Marta

   24 December 2011 at 10:26 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   That’s a beautiful Christmas tree, right there.

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    Aquaria

    24 December 2011 at 10:42 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Ooh! Want!

    How convenient for when the time comes to be eaten–right there in your living room!

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    carlie

    24 December 2011 at 11:11 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    The tree’s gonna take all my presents! *whimper*

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    opposablethumbs, que le pouce enragé mette les pouces

    24 December 2011 at 11:39 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    The Squidmas Kelp is lovely.

    May the sun where you are (when in cold parts of the world) continue to not get eaten by wolves, and may your brow (when in hot parts of the world) not be eaten by scorpions (or, presumably, cephalopods (if under water), or Cthulhu (anywhere)).

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    yellowsubmarine

    24 December 2011 at 12:39 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Now THAT’s how you take the X out of Xmas. Merry Cthulu Day! Also where can I get one!?

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    cicely, Disturber of the Peas

    24 December 2011 at 12:58 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Like.
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    Alukonis, metal ninja

    24 December 2011 at 2:10 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Gasp! Where can I get one of those!? Do want!

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    mythusmage

    24 December 2011 at 2:37 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Still needs a prism.

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    DLC

    24 December 2011 at 5:11 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    I for one welcome the arrival of our tree-dwelling squid overlords.

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    NovaC

    24 December 2011 at 6:12 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Happy Holidays P.Z.
    Now I have a dilemma…A Doctor Who themed tree or a Cthulhu tree?
    At least I have a year to work it out!

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    Russell

    24 December 2011 at 9:32 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    O Yog Suthoth, the stars have ceased their shining
    It is the night of our dear Cthulhu’s birth

    Long boiled he the sea,
    For sin and slaughter pining
    Til He was feared and the squid felt it’s worth

    A tentacles grope the weary world rejoices
    Yonder breaks a new and terrorous morn
    Watch the angels flee, with terror in their voices
    O night divine!
    O night when Cthulhu’s born
    O night divine!
    O night, O endless night
    Behold the end of time !

    Speak not Cthulhu’s name, lest all existence shall cease
    And dark hymns of blood in grateful chorus rise
    Let all left alive rejoice they live to fear thee
    And give praise to thy slime dripping sword
    O sever the knees of those who flee our master
    Cthulhu Abhorr’d!