Comments

  1. davidct says

    OH MY! you used the “C” word. Now all our efforts are for naught.

    Best wishes for a great weekend – whatever anyone wants to call it.

  2. Ms. Daisy Cutter says

    I laughed my head off at the domain name in the watermark.

    I can imagine one of the tentacles at the bottom of the tree beckoning malevolently to the household cat. “C’meeeeerrre, kitty, wanna try to bat this around?”

  3. some bastard says

    Yeah, but then you wake up on Xmas morning to find all the gifts half-eaten with suspicious circle-shaped marks on the remains.

  4. 'Tis Himself, OM. says

    If I had that tree in the house I’d sleep with a loaded shotgun on the bed. Just in case.

  5. Aquaria says

    Ooh! Want!

    How convenient for when the time comes to be eaten–right there in your living room!

  6. opposablethumbs, que le pouce enragé mette les pouces says

    The Squidmas Kelp is lovely.

    May the sun where you are (when in cold parts of the world) continue to not get eaten by wolves, and may your brow (when in hot parts of the world) not be eaten by scorpions (or, presumably, cephalopods (if under water), or Cthulhu (anywhere)).

  7. yellowsubmarine says

    Now THAT’s how you take the X out of Xmas. Merry Cthulu Day! Also where can I get one!?

  8. says

    Happy Holidays P.Z.
    Now I have a dilemma…A Doctor Who themed tree or a Cthulhu tree?
    At least I have a year to work it out!

  9. Russell says

    O Yog Suthoth, the stars have ceased their shining
    It is the night of our dear Cthulhu’s birth

    Long boiled he the sea,
    For sin and slaughter pining
    Til He was feared and the squid felt it’s worth

    A tentacles grope the weary world rejoices
    Yonder breaks a new and terrorous morn
    Watch the angels flee, with terror in their voices
    O night divine!
    O night when Cthulhu’s born
    O night divine!
    O night, O endless night
    Behold the end of time !

    Speak not Cthulhu’s name, lest all existence shall cease
    And dark hymns of blood in grateful chorus rise
    Let all left alive rejoice they live to fear thee
    And give praise to thy slime dripping sword
    O sever the knees of those who flee our master
    Cthulhu Abhorr’d!