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  1. gussnarp says

    Pretty funny. Not enough to ruin van Eyck for me. He’s one of my favorites. What can I say, I love the hyper realism.

    You could say, if it looks like an incredibly realistic depiction of your last acid trip, it’s Bosch, but that wouldn’t differentiate him from Dali.

  2. says

    If it causes nausea, loss of libido and death wish but you can’t look away it’s Giger.
    If it reminds you of giraffes or ostrichs it’s Modigliani.
    Human husbandry, it’s Botero.

  3. says

    Putin looks pretty good in a green dress. Not too many megalomaniacs can pull it off the 14th century wedding dress like that.

  4. Rey Fox says

    If everyone looks classical and manly, including the women, it’s Michelangelo.

  5. gobi's sockpuppet's meatpuppet says

    No no no!
    It has to be done as a question…
    For example:
    ‘If everything looks like it has been left out in the sun too long it’s ___________’

  6. Ugo Cei says

    I have no idea who Amerighi da Caravaggio was, but there was never a painter with that name.

  7. Ugo Cei says

    Michelangelo Merisi, also known as Caravaggio from the name of the town he was born in.