Kill your lawn


Mary and I were fussing over our “lawn” yesterday. We are required by the city to mow our yard and keep it presentable, as defined by bourgeois expectations, but we’re subverting that. We don’t use any chemicals on it, and we’ve been sowing clover to replace the turf grass. Mary has been most dedicated to replacing the boring stuff with more interesting stuff: she’s got pots of milkweed and other native flora, and yesterday she put me to work tearing up the ‘bad’ grass so she could spend the day transplanting. She’s at work today, and left me with orders to water the new plants.

We have a fenced backyard that would probably be judged criminal, because it’s covered with ‘weeds’ that are a foot or two tall. It’s also full of berry plants. We’re all about feeding the pollinators and birds. This past fall we managed to avoid raking up most of the leaves — leaf litter is an important habitat for overwintering invertebrates.

This video expresses sentiments I share.

You do realize that a thriving population of invertebrates is a necessary prerequisite for vigorous and diverse population of spiders, right? Spiders don’t flourish on endless beds of turf grass.

Comments

  1. mordred says

    Earlier this week, the neighbour fired up his lawn mower at 6:15 in the morning. Of course we are in the middle of a heatwave, but if it’s to hot to mow, grass isn’t growing anyway!
    This guys garden is an ecological nightmare and seriously ugly. Very German.

  2. StevoR says

    Native grasses? Do you know the species and any uses of them by your local Indigenous People(s)?

  3. robro says

    My wife, in particular would approve. I do too but I don’t count as I just “help” by lugging things around, digging holes occasionally. In the 7 years since we moved here, she’s converted our yard (front and back) to mostly natives. It’s a beauty in my opinion. Not only to the invertebrates love it but the birds and the little lizards love it too. When we first moved in we had a few types of birds, in particular wild turkeys which are not native. Now we have more than a dozen regular visitors to the garden.

    Speaking of native grasses: I may have mentioned this before but according to the Marin naturalist the summer time browning of the hills in California is because the grasses are not native. They were brought in with feed seed by Europeanj settlers and spread. The native grasses stayed green all summer because they are long-rooted to reach the deep, damp soils. The native grasses are still around as she pointed some out in a garden at a friends home.

  4. soc25 says

    I 100% agree, I live in an area with wells and I watch my neighbors with over manicured lawns:
    * Hire a fertilizer company to spread chemicals
    * Install lawn watering systems and water their lawn almost daily
    * Hire a lawn mowing company to cut the lawn because it grows more having been chemicalled and watered; and the cycle repeats.

    I don’t want to have to drink water with lawn chemicals and I don’t want truck after truck plying the streets to pollute the air and ground water.

  5. says

    Our yard has a network of PVC pipes and built-in sprinklers that we have never used. There is a local company that had to come by every fall and blow out the pipes, or they’d rupture at the first freeze. We didn’t hire them. I’m sure there are lot of leaky pvc pipes there, but we’ve never tested them by pushing the button in our garage.

  6. dschultz says

    I have seen a similar sentiment over at the “Crime Pays but Botany doesn’t” YouTube channel.

    I am not quite that motivated. I planted a pecan tree in the front yard and began an expanding circle of mulch around it. Slowly decreasing the amount of grass. Not zero yet but working on it.

  7. Pierce R. Butler says

    … yesterday she put me to work tearing up the ‘bad’ grass …

    Sounds like the knees are much improved!

  8. TGAP Dad says

    Ordinarily I’d wholeheartedly agree with the leaf raking argument. But, BUT this presents a few problems for us. We have large, mature trees in and around us, including a magnificent pin oak in our back yard with >100 feet of spread. This means that we have a lot of leaves in a relatively small back yard, dominated by the oak leaves. The major problem that presents for us is ticks, which seem to be just about everywhere around here (mid-Michigan). We also have two large dogs, both of whom are on the monthly flea and tick meds. This however does not prevent ticks from biting them, and potentially transmitting tick-borne diseases. Now, we don’t really care what grows in our yard (except poison ivy), as long as it doesn’t mind getting mowed periodically.

  9. stevewatson says

    In our front yard, the flower garden, veggy & herb beds, and raspberry rows are slowly encroaching on the grass. The side (we’re on an end lot) has been all raspberry rows for like 30 years; I only mow the aisles to keep them walkable. The back has two large trees, and we’ve basically let most it revert to a forest floor aesthetic (well, the part that’s not occupied by the koi ponds).
    The lawnmower has been a battery machine ever since Black & Decker’s first model came out in 1991 (mostly because, at the time, I was heartily sick of dealing with greasy temperamental two-stroke engines).

  10. says

    In many scarizona neighborhoods the front is not lawn, but colored gravel and the tarantulas and other critters roam freely. Phoenix in their infinite stupidity still has some dished green lawns that are flooded with water regularly to keep them from dying.
    But, of course that’s because scarizona has an endless supply of water (sarcasm much).

  11. birgerjohansson says

    As the various continents have many plant lineages adapted to dry conditions, I would have assumed plant growers could suppy households with a wide array for plants in arid climates.

  12. says

    @12 dschultz mentioned water harvesting in Tucson.
    I reply: That is admirable and good to hear. However, I am afraid that is overshadowed by all the data centers sucking up what is left of the colorado river water and what I mention below.

    @13 birgerjohansson mentioned: I would have assumed plant growers could suppy households with a wide array for plants in arid climates.
    I reply: You are correct that they could and do supply arid climate plants. However, in scarizona, where we, at least, take xeriscaping seriously by permanently shutting off the drip irrigation in 2023, too many people moving from other wetter climates insist on planting lush lawns and thirsty trees and plants and watering them profusely.

    And, don’t get me started about the massive amounts of water and dangerous chemicals tRUMPs golf courses use!

  13. jacksprocket says

    You’d love our garden- Sue’s garden- which is wild as wild can be. I had to use the strimmer a few days ago, just to get a path to the washing line and make enough space for the washing to blow about a bit. I apologised to the burnet and scarlet tiger moths that were taking notes about my infractions.

  14. CompulsoryAccount7746, Sky Captain says

    Wikipedia – Trombiculidae

    referred to in North America as chiggers and in Britain as harvest mites […] Trombiculidae live in forests and grasslands and are often found in the vegetation of low, damp areas such as berry bushes, orchards, along lakes and streams, as well as drier places where vegetation is low, such as lawns, golf courses, and parks. They are most numerous in early summer when grass, weeds, and other vegetation is heaviest. […] In the United States, they are found mostly in the South and the Midwest. They are not present, or are scarce, in far northern areas, high mountains, and deserts.

    Ohio State University – Chiggers Fact Sheet

    Their bites produce small, reddish welts on the skin accompanied by intense itching as irritating as acute cases of poison [ivy] or poison sumac.
    […]
    Prevention: Mowing of briars, weeds, and thick vegetation and close clipping of lawns, to eliminate shade and moisture, will reduce chigger populations, and permit sunlight and air to circulate freely.

    University of Missouri – Chiggers

    In general, chiggers are more common in damp areas with low-growing shrubs, tall grass, weeds and similar foliage. […] Mowing lawns and removing unnecessary shrubs or weeds will decrease suitable chigger habitats and is the most effective form of area control. […] Controlling chigger populations by spraying infested areas has limited effectiveness and gives temporary control of only a few days or weeks […] chiggers avoid direct sunlight and normally will not infest areas that are mowed or otherwise well maintained.

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