Happy Halloween!
People are always sending me pictures of their terrifying tentacled creatures, so I thought it only proper today to exhibit one that will send chills down your spine. Behold! A nightmare from Tupelo, Mississippi!
Note the cool regard of all she sees, the superior attitude, the tentacles, the stylish purple outfit with googly eyes on her head — she’s clearly an atheist. You will bow down before her.
eamick:
October 31st, 2012 at 7:15 am
Nah, a true nightmare from Tupelo would be an Elvis costume. (Surely you knew that was coming….)
okeydoke:
October 31st, 2012 at 7:30 am
@1: Why do I suddenly have that Nick Cave song in my head? xD
busterggi:
October 31st, 2012 at 7:47 am
Clearly related to the hot chick from ‘Dagon’.
birgerjohansson:
October 31st, 2012 at 7:50 am
If you have read the graphic novel “Wormwood vol.3: Calamari Rising” you will know it IS possible to combine cephalopod horrors with Elvis. Or Elvii, if you count the ones in parallel universes (it’s complicated).
Blondin:
October 31st, 2012 at 8:00 am
I’ll bet she could kick Sponge Bob’s ass.
tiffanybrown:
October 31st, 2012 at 8:58 am
Awesome! Not just the costume but the fact that it’s from my neck of the woods.
Giliell, Approved Straight Chorus:
October 31st, 2012 at 9:01 am
Halloween around here may just have been cancelled.
There’s one non-behaving b(r)at and a disappointed witch.
dianne:
October 31st, 2012 at 9:01 am
My small one is going out trick or treating with one of her dolls dressed in a costume much like this one. Second generation horde member in the making.
Matt Penfold:
October 31st, 2012 at 9:44 am
Well just watch out she does not turn you into a toad.
chris:
October 31st, 2012 at 11:18 am
The Google doodle has a blue octopus behind one of its doors.
Giliell:
Sounds like my house. Except it is a teenager who will be hearing a resounding “No!” for future requests.
Giliell, Approved Straight Chorus:
October 31st, 2012 at 12:06 pm
OK, I’m back with a happy witch and a sleeping bat. After I dragged her along anyway she was the sweetest kid on earth.
Three years must be a confusing age…
chris:
October 31st, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Eighteen is also a confusing age.
Sili:
October 31st, 2012 at 3:16 pm
LATIN DOES NOT CONSIST OF ADDING “II” TO EVERYTHING!!
THERE ARE RULES, DAMMIT!
It’s Elvēs.
Or Elvibus if with takes the dative.
(On a side note, I’d forgotten that I’d stashed my pr0n in my Latin grammar.)
JohnnieCanuck:
October 31st, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Scary.
Looks like a Blue-Ringed Octopus to me. Beautiful colours. Deadly toxin. Hope no-one gets bitten.
Ogvorbis: broken and cynical:
October 31st, 2012 at 3:35 pm
So is 46.
katansi:
October 31st, 2012 at 4:26 pm
I made an octopus costume for my friend’s kid once. IT WAS AWESOME though because I made the front two tentacles attached to sticks so he could poke people with them. Never got a picture :(
chigau (棒や石):
October 31st, 2012 at 4:58 pm
57 hasn’t been a picnic.
philhoenig:
October 31st, 2012 at 5:02 pm
Ia! Ia! Cutie Fhtagn!
kevs:
November 1st, 2012 at 11:16 am
Sorry PZ…I think it might be human
a7he157:
November 4th, 2012 at 8:34 pm
That’s my baby! Thanks, Peezus! Surprised the shit out of me by posting that. Unexpected, but made me and my lovely wife quite happy. Baby doesn’t care… Yet. Screenshot saved for later.