This Might Work

I had myself a little pity party over the weekend. Someone vandalized my brand new scooter that I was so very proud of, after exactly one week of being in my possession, I lost my key to work, and a bunch of other minor First World Problems ganged up on me and got me stressing out. In response, let’s have a little political satire, shall we?


Has anyone actually thought to try it? It might actually work.


  1. kestrel says

    LOL. Great idea. If only the staff all got along they might actually pull it off, but of course they all hate each other and are looking for chances to stab each other in the back. One of them would tell him and the game would be up…

  2. quotetheunquote says

    Agree with Kestrel; if we only had Hair Furor to worry about, this would be a cinch. He’d just say “who knew that our stealth tech was so good? This is even better than those self-piloting cruise missiles! ” and that would be the end of it.

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