I’m Not Sure Which Is Worse


Oh dear. I thought Rick Santorum had it bad when his abysmal politics earned his last name a… shall we say… vividly descriptive definition which, for a while, was the first result to appear when you Googled him.

Now, prominent Brexit windbag Nigel Farage seems to have earned himself a similar honor.

Oh dear. I’m not quite sure which is worse, to be honest.

 

This means, I’ll have to send the question over to you, dear readers. Would you rather your last name be a synonym for:

A. (noun) That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex

or

B. (verb) To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli

Pretty tough, right? Tell me what you think!

Comments

  1. says

    Nigel Farage seems to have earned himself a similar honor.

    That’s the key word. Disparage Farage because of his own ignorant and bigoted words and actions.

    I have to wonder why the guy with the Eastern European name is against Eastern Europeans settling in England. We can’t and shouldn’t turn “Boris” into a pejorative, it has several positive connotations. But I wouldn’t be against giving Pfeffel, Johnson’s third name, a less than pleasant definition.

    Pfeffel has a very “Jabberwocky”-like quality to the name. I suggest defining “Pfeffel” to mean “vascillating bad and forth between ever worsening points of view or ideas.” Example:

    “He pfeffelled between supporting Carson, then Cruz, then Trump.”

  2. says

    To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli

    You mean like pressing your genitals up against a tractor tire while it’s moving?

  3. lorn says

    As I understand it the term “Trump” is being used in Britain as a synonym for farting loudly. The observation was noted in contemplation of a Trump/Santorum ticket. The picture assembles itself. Ewwww …

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