Oh dear. I thought Rick Santorum had it bad when his abysmal politics earned his last name a… shall we say… vividly descriptive definition which, for a while, was the first result to appear when you Googled him.
Now, prominent Brexit windbag Nigel Farage seems to have earned himself a similar honor.
Oh dear. I’m not quite sure which is worse, to be honest.
This means, I’ll have to send the question over to you, dear readers. Would you rather your last name be a synonym for:
A. (noun) That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex
B. (verb) To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli
Pretty tough, right? Tell me what you think!