Few women on the internet can say that they haven’t received at least one unsolicited dick pic. Usually it happens in the context of a dating site or app, but often it happens in a completely asexual context as well. For one woman, it was in response to a positive review of a restaurant. Apparently, the words “amazing food and the staff is so friendly! Definitely recommend!” now means “OMG I want to see a random dude’s penis. Like right now.”
It is not the fact that she received this picture which merits a post, but rather her brilliant, nay epic response.
“Last night I received a comment on a review I left for a lovely little restaurant. When I checked my messages, *BOOM* Unsolicited dick pic!
I’ve read about these mystical happenings but since I’ve been in a loving, pre-Tinder, three-year relationship, I never thought I’d witness the horror first hand.
My initial thought was to ignore it, as we females are taught from such a young age. But…. Nah! I decided to mess with him and call him out on all his ridiculous behaviours and double standards. To my delight, he was suckered into the debate! My favourite bit is “I just want to puke! Please stop!”
What followed was a bombardment of dick pics sent right back to the sender.
The pictures are censored to meet Facebook’s standards, but they still might be a little NSFW. Still, when you have a moment, you’re going to want to read that exchange. It is hilarious.
Samantha, whomever you are, I want to be your friend. You sound like a whole lot of fun.