Briefly, one of my favorite jokes:
A computer programmer is heading to the grocery store for necessary supplies. As they’re heading out, their spouse yells down the stairs, “Oh, hey, when you’re at the store could you grab a gallon of milk? And if they have any eggs, get a dozen!” So the programmer comes home with 12 gallons of milk.
I happened to see some discussion of sentence-structure and it reminded me of this. C’mon now, that’s funny!