If I were an advertising creative working on a toilet paper account, I would show beautiful people wiping their asses and then smiling and saying, “Thanks to Charmin, my ass feels fucking great!” That’s how you sell motherfucken toilet paper!


  1. DonDueed says

    Actually, I do buy it. I started using that brand right after they stopped making those annoying “Mr. Whipple” ads.

    I’d probably change brands again if they followed the Comradde’s suggestion.

  2. Trebuchet says

    @3, Cuttlefish: the red ones, or the blue ones? One is for soft, the other is for strong. But they all do it in the woods.

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