Lowlifes On The Goddamn Train

I’m trying to think of some worse form of gutter trash despicable asshole on the train than the motherfucken low-level flunkie stock broker shouting into his bluetooth microphone at some loser investor about a piece of shitte junk stock his bosses have ordered him to flogge.


  1. says

    You can buy cell phone and bluetooth jammers over the internet, for not a lot of money. I used to carry one in my kitbag for just that kind of guy.

  2. david says

    Hold a fake, and loud, phone conversation within earshot, that you’ve heard the particular company could go under and all the smart money is pulling out.

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