Jeezus Punishes The Cross Pointe Free Will Baptist Church With Botulism

I wonder what these fuckers did to pisse offe godde? Anyway, they must have deserved it, right? Godde’s will, right?

Down from an earlier estimate, Kennedy said there were 18 suspected cases, including the woman who died. The youngest patient is 9 years old; the oldest is 87. Twenty-one people are under hospital observation as a precaution, the spokesman said.

Five patients are in critical condition and 10 were taken to hospitals in Columbus, according to Fairfield Medical Center in Lancaster.

Home Seltzer Question

I have one of these isi home seltzer maker dealios that takes about one liter of water and you screw an 8 gram CO2 cartridge to charge it. If I want the seltzer to be more carbonated, is it safe and effective to charge it with second cartridge? I can’t find anything on the Internet, and I neither want to explode my dealio nor waste cartridges if charging with a second one won’t dissolve more CO2 in the water.

Taking Notes At Meetings

There’s a very thoughtful post by drmsscientist at Tenure She Wrote about the gendered nature of being asked or otherwise expected to take notes at meetings.

Here’s the set up:

I take a lot of notes. I take them every single day, in both research and in meetings. Depending on what I’m doing, these notes are electronic or handwritten. When I meet with my students, I take notes on what they are doing, then transcribe my own action items to a separate “to-do” list and file that note page away. When I’m in meetings with colleagues, I’m usually taking notes on my computer or iPad. Some times these notes float away into the ether, but in general, I find my notes super useful, in so many ways. I’ve used them to jog my memory about what else happened in the meeting, to figure out who made a specific comment to follow up on later, sometime even just to provide context to my overall day. They are also, it turns out, also useful to my colleagues and in general, I will happily send my notes along if someone requests them*.

But recently, I’ve been involved in a few groups where the gendered nature of note taking was almost laughable.

And later she asks:

But what to do about the gendered aspects of this? I don’t want to stop taking notes since it’s useful to me, nor do I want to not make those notes available if they can be helpful. And really, it’s not that I shouldn’t be taking notes, it’s just that everyone in the room should also be taking their own instead of relying on me or those like me. More sets of notes on the same topic is never a bad thing since people note different things. This is where I hit up against a wall. I have control over my own behavior but not over that of others. Do I subtly try to encourage EVERYONE at the meetings to take notes, then send them to me for compiling? The first might be good, but the second is just another form of housework. Do I simply say “no” when asked whether I can take notes? This doesn’t work because I often already AM taking notes and it’s difficult to be surreptitious about it. Do I laugh it off and say I’m terrible at it and they’d better ask someone else?

Here’s my suggestion: I think it would be perfectly reasonable to respond to an unwanted (or even wanted) request to take notes, “The notes that I routinely take are very informal and just for jogging my own memory. If we agree that it would be useful to have authoritative notes taken at our meetings, let’s discuss a formal mechanism for getting this done.” This way you completely prevent your taking notes from becoming the path of least resistance for the group. And you also force recognition that taking notes is valuable work and should be acknowledged as such.

EAGLES First-Round Drafte Picke

This dude would be an outstanding first-round picke at 20, and would really solidify the secondary:

But it took a world record of 12 feet 3 inches in the broad jump at the N.F.L. scouting combine in Indianapolis in late February for Byron Jones to establish himself as one of the most gifted athletes expected to be available when the league holds its draft from April 30 to May 2 in Chicago.

The record jump, combined with a 44 ½-inch vertical leap at the combine and a sizzling time of 4.36 seconds in the 40-yard dash during his pro day on March 31, allowed Jones to rise in the estimation of many from a modest midround talent to a possible late-first-round selection.

And then we’d have two DBs named Byron!

(And no, there is zero chance that Kelly is going trade draft picks to move up to pick Mariota. I don’t know why there are still some dumshitte sports writers speculating about this, but it is never ever going to happen.)