1. badgersdaughter says

    Oh, you will not BELIEVE what just hit my spam folder. A bit of background… more than a decade ago, I lived in Texas and was a Ron Paul supporter (and then I grew up).

    Dear [ ] ,

    The Founders knew there can be no freedom without the ability to defend it.

    So they included the Second Amendment in the U.S. Constitution as a bulwark against government tyranny.

    In honor of our Second Amendment freedoms, I’m pleased to announce that Campaign for Liberty is giving away a brand new Colt LE6920MP-B AR-15 equipped with a red dot sight.

    The AR-15 will come with Magpul stock, pistol grip, handguard, and vertical grip and back-up sight. The giveaway is free to enter, and you can learn more at the page linked below.

    Just click here to enter Campaign for Liberty’s AR-15 gun giveaway for your chance to win!

    Campaign for Liberty will contact you via email if you are the winner.

    Thank you for your support of Campaign for Liberty.

    For Liberty,

    Ron Paul

  2. Kevin Kehres says

    Lately, I’ve been hit with the penis enlargement spam. They all go into the spam filter, but when I clean out the folder, they’re the predominant fixture.

    Second are the letters from dying orphans who need to dispose of twenty four million dollars that is somehow stored in an iron box. I had no idea so many dying orphans had so much money. And so many iron boxes.

  3. Trebuchet says

    Let’s see what I can make:

    Snoring Solar Panels Protect Your Family from Societal Collapse.

    Or from the previous post:
    Dicke Hoses Russian Brides Forklifts.
    Dicke Hair Taxes Knees.
    Diabetes Insurance Loans Russian Brides Giant Blueberries.

    Unfortunately the game is suffering from a lack of verbs.

  4. Trebuchet says

    What, no more comments? I thought I was being SO clever.

    Let’s see what I can come up with by crossing the streams but sticking to the words:

    Protect Your Family From Obama.
    Obama Taxes Russian Forklifts.
    Protect Your Family from Chinese Peptide Synthesis
    (Ok, “Protect Your Family” is too easy. It’s out.)
    Obama Loans Russian Forklifts.
    Fatte Brides Hair Forklifts Diabetes.
    Blueberries Protect Fatte Russian Brides.

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