Selling Tires To New Yorkers

You’ve got a tire commercial on the motherfucken YES network during the Yankees game, and the tire spokesman’s accent sounds like some kind of southern inbred deliverance freak all like “Squeeeal like a taaaaahr!” Your audience is a bunch of fucken New York Hymietown kikes, dagos, spics, darkies, and other undesirable non-real Americans. I say fire your ad company. What you really need is “Real New Yaawkers ride Foyerstone! It’s round like a bagel!”


  1. ShowMetheData says

    Jays 7-6 – bunt to win!!
    Let’s go Blue Jays. Let’s just fukken go!!!

    Proffe will have to get his fukken broome out

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