Masshole Redde Socke Fan Fuckebagges Can’t Fucken Drive

I had the misfortune of having to drive extensively in Massachusetts today, and jeezus motherfucke. These fuckes are completely fucken oblivious to what is going on in all driving circumstances except that they are uniformly dead set on preventing any other drivers from getting ahead of them in merging/yielding situations and pay very close attention to that and intentionally cut your fucken asse offe. Otherwise, they drive as if there is no one else on the road. It’s like sharing the road with toddlers in the fucken snack line at kindergarten.


  1. ChasCPeterson says

    You said it, man. For a year I did a 45-min-each-way commute on the notorious Mass 128 and those fuckers were the worst drivers I’ve ever dealt with…and I’ve lived in LA .and Long Island.

  2. eeke says

    The rule is, if there is nothing in front you, GO! duh. Haven’t you figured that out? Looking to the sides will only confuse you. And there is no stopping a masshole. If you try to stop them, they will hit you.

  3. see_the_galaxy says

    I’d put the drivers on the 405 against anybody for sheer crazy. I saw a pickup truck change lanes right between 2 cars with about 3 inches clearance between both, everybody going about 75.

  4. DrugMonkey says


    CPP in Massholia is now my imaginary happy place to day dream about when things are going poorly.

  5. Sxydocma1 says


    I lived on Long Island for ten years and then moved to Boston. The driving here is insane – no one uses their directional – drivers make up their own lanes. I drive on Rte 9 out of the city every day to Metro West and feel like it’s the wild west.

  6. Bill Gascoyne says

    I have held drivers’ licenses in three states: New Jersey, Massachusetts, and California. The difference: Turn Signals!
    In California, a turn signal is a request to please let me change lanes.
    In New Jersey, a turn signal is fair warning that I am changing lanes NOW!
    In Massachusetts, a turn signal is a sign of weakness.

  7. sailor1031 says

    Turn signal? What is this “turn signal”? No true virginian would ever use a “turn signal” – whatever that might be!

    However we have long ago figured out that the most dangerous vehicle on the road is a Volvo with Mass. plates…..

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