Some commenters have wondered whether my departure from FtB is some kind of April fool joke. It’s not. I am moving on. Any readers who care to continue to follow my blogge should email me to find out my next destination.
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Fucke.
Our esteemed (ex-?) hoste may have to founde his owne freethoughte foodie blogge networke…
All because of some “most valued readers”???
Sooner or later, names will get named, and certain readers will find themselves massively devaluated.
Sad. I was just planning to use one of your recipes this week.
Where?
I’m serious. I’ve complained about the blogge, but NOT to Ed and PZ. (Best I can recall) Keep blogging here, just do it better. And keep the recipes coming.
I still smell a waft of rat…but if really true, the excuse was lame, the response lamer and I has a sadde.
And the Yankees still sucke.
Please don’t say Patheos. Please don’t say Patheos. Please don’t say Patheos. Please don’t say Patheos. Please don’t say Patheos. Please don’t say Patheos. Please don’t say Patheos. Please don’t say Patheos.
I don’t care how feckin’ good your risotto is, I ain’t crawling over Sarah Palin Jr. to get to your feckin’ recipes!
:(
I’m so sorry.
Whatever happened to common sense? There are blogs on FTB that don’t interest me, but I am capable of just not reading them.
I note you never banned me, but that’s the only thing positive I can say about you. You apparently have some tolerance for dissent.
You are certainly not an embarrassment to FTB. FTB is an embarrassment to 21st century homo sapiens and you are proudly in the middle of this network of fools, thieves and swine.
Even before you got to FTB you were an ill-humored SJW warrior jackass and I supposed you will continue in this endeavor for sometime.
Fucke off.
Authoritarian asse hattes RUINDED EVERYTHINGIE !!!(eleventy-leveneeee)!!!!!
I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN!!!!!!11!!!!!ty
……. and try every one of your most intriguing recipes!
Oh shitte, reposting from the previous post to make sure you hear complaint, and maybe reconsider:
Doode, give us the fucken inside scoope on what has happened. I mean what the fucke is going on here? I for one am mighty disappoint, and neede to know why this Damn Yankee feels he has to leave? Name and shame these scoundrel readers!!
Dissent: calling a blog owner names.
Tolerance: not banning someone for calling a blog owner names.
Fight the power, Che.
Deare Whoever caused this,
fuck you.
This is too bad. I remember seeing a photoshop of a physioproffe quote about potatoes with a medieval painting of a man holding up a potato, and it was damn hilarious. I wish I could find the image.
The earth is young, incidentally.
Well, this is a shitty start to the week.
Damnn unnecessary I say.
Less fun–why!?!?!?!?
I only tried one recipe, but it’s was a good variation on some stuff I do just to eat well and fun and all.
I don’t care about yanks and all, but I like your attitude!!!!!
Where will you be posting next. I’m sure there are more risotto recipes to try. Besides the recipes, you provide interesting insights into peoples’ motivations in science, e.g. peer review.
I don’t seem to be able to find an address at which to email you, Proffe. I hope you let us know where we can follow you.
As Form&Function
I learned risotto from you, dammit (the risotto IS very popular around here, innit). You also make me drool on a regular basis. You do good in this world!
I am sad about the news..
let us knowe where you’re goin’, comradde.
Why complain? I never expected all blogs to move at the same pace or cover the same ground
Well, Ed and I have been tallying up what we owe you as a final payout on your departure…which was actually a bit of a surprise. Our first comment on hearing that PhysioProffe was leaving was “Who the fucke is that? He blogs here?” But, unfortunately, as ably documented by all those complaints from Valued Members of the FtB Community, your tenure here has been so detrimental that we have discovered you owe us money.
$6,481 dollars, actually. I did not pull that number out of my ass, it’s an objective assessment of your net negative contributions.
But because I’m a nice guy, we’ll call it even if you just send me a Leica rangefinder (which, by the way, is now the standard unit of internet commerce.)
So if he doesn’t, he can’t leave?
@24 PZ Myers
I would like to see the humor in that post, since it’s april 1st, but I just can’t find it x,x
#25: We know where he lives. We know his real name. We’ll SUE! Lawyers, attack!
Isn’t that how we’re supposed to do it?
I would genuinely like to know the full reasoning behind the request that Physioproffe leave. This blog is eccentric and a nice demonstration that blogs don’t have to be what others want them to be. I find it’s presence charming. There, I said it.
I agree wholeheartedly with Sam N. There is no need for you to move.
The earth is 6,000 years old. I know you don’t believe that, but that’s because you’re godless atheists. If you didn’t choose to sin so much, you might end up walking the streets of gold with me and Pat Robertson.
Think about that while you’re worshiping Satan in your homosexual orgy tonight.
But no fucken email addresse is given on the blogge.
Also, he has posted twice since saying effective immediately.
CPP is just fucken with us. With some help from PZ, apparently.
Kent_Hovind @30
I will have to miss the homosexual orgy tonight. We are roasting a baby and it won’t be done until late.
Give my regards to everyone.
Damn, yesterday PhysioProffe told us he was going. Today he told us again he was going. What is this, the Hotel California?
Or Groundhogge Day.
@33:
Or, alternatively:
There’s a problem with the negotiations on the back ende. Proffe owes us a dollar for every year the earth’s been around. Trouble is, we’ve got conflicting results. ACE and A Beka say it’s 6,000, BJU says it’s 7,000, some YECs go for 10,000, but we can’t find an authoritative source to settle the controversy. If we can’t pin down the age of the earth, and therefore how much money Proffe owes us, by midnight tonight, we may have to make him stay on to work offe the debt.
Man, these doctrinal disputes are difficultte.
Just go with 4.6 billion. He’ll never fucken get out of here…
If this isn’t an April Fool’s prank I’d like the new address, but finding an email address isn’t easy. And this is the fucken Internette: if it’s not easy, I’m not gonna do it. OK, I might, but it would still be nice to post the email.
I’m not happy or comfortable with any blogging network that can’t find a place for what you do. I don’t comment much but I always read and appreciate what you do. I hope this isn’t a prank, because this will be a less-fun place without you.
Re nich @ #6
Hey, Pathoes isn’t so bad. Hemant Mehta and J. T. Eberhard blog over there.
Your blog is my favorite blog, but I can’t find an email to find out where you are going. Please tell us.
Wait, remind me who the fucke you are?
@40 colnago80:
“Hey, Pathoes isn’t so bad. Hemant Mehta and J. T. Eberhard blog over there.”
I see what you did there.