Federal agents arrested a suspicious traveler with an altered Saudi Arabian passport at Detroit Metro Airport over the weekend after discovering a pressure cooker in his luggage.
According to a criminal complaint filed today in U.S. District Court, the passenger, Hussain Al Khawahir initially told customs officers that he brought the pressure cooker for a nephew at the University of Toledo because pressure cookers are not sold in Saudi Arabia, the complaint said. The man then changed his story and admitted his nephew had purchased a pressure cooker in America before, but it “was cheap” and broke after the first use.
If this fucken dumshitte were really a terrorist planning to explode a pressure cooker bomb, he wouldn’t have flown into the motherfucken US with a goddamn motherfucken pressure cooker in his fucken luggage. He would have bought a motherfucken pressure cooker after he arrived at any of kajillions of houseware stores in every fucken city. Or if he is a terrorist, he’s the stupidest one to have every existed since forever.