Godde Wants Delusional Jeezus Freaks To Be Cheap Motherfuckers

Is there any way in which all this jeezus freake bullshittio does anything other than justify people in their worst vicious impulses: bigotry, misogyny, ignorance, homophobia, greed, and, now we learn, being a goddamn cheap motherfucker:

Bell, a pastor at Truth in the World Deliverance Ministries Church, scratched out the automatic 18 percent tip (for parties of more than eight) and wrote a “0” where the additional tip would be indicated.

“I give God 10%,” Bell wrote. “Why do you get 18?”


  1. F [nucular nyandrothol] says

    “I give God 10%,”

    Yeah, exactly how does god get this? Oh, you mean other believers give you ten percent and you redistribute it for god for your own fucking pleasure while attempting to stiff the poorest recipients of your commerce. You small-time assholes are just as bad as the big-timers.

  2. says

    Ummm… godde wants 10% of your ENTIRE FUCKING INCOME. The restaurant wants 18% of the check.

    Fucking math…how does it work?

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