A Businessman-Turned-Politician Who Is Not A Delusional Fuckebagge

New York City will speed up spending on more than $1 billion of infrastructure projects to take advantage of record-low interest rates, Mayor Michael Bloomberg told a news conference on Wednesday.

The road, bridge, school building and other projects are part of the city’s long-term capital plan after fiscal 2014, and some of them have already begun. But now spending on them will be accelerated to within the next two years.

The projects could create about 8,000 jobs, mostly in construction, and save more than $200 million in debt service because of historically low interest rates, New York City Comptroller John Liu said at the press conference.

When governments accelerate borrowing and spending on infrastructure maintenance, improvement, and construction, they create motherfucken jobbes, improve physical infrastructure, and save fucken money in the long run. Bloomberg understands this very clearly. So who benefits from governmental fiscal austerity? Greedy richasse motherfuckers sitting on huge piles of fucken cash like fuckeface Romney, thatte’s who.

Dear Baseball Fan

When you think that if only the pitcher/batter had done what you think they should have done during an at-bat they would have made a hit/out, then you are a fucken delusional imbecile. You should keep that fucken gibberish to yourself, and not pollute the goddamn motherfucken Internet with it.

Why Do Politicians Hate America?

I noticed something during the Biden-Ryan debate that is very troubling. Look at this picture:

fucken republican scum

As is important and appropriate in demonstrating genuine love for AMERICA, both Ryan and Biden are wearing flag pins. However, those flag pins are way too small to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that they REALLY love AMERICA, and aren’t AMERICA-HATING members of domestic sleeper terrorist cells. (Ryan’s pin is a little bigger than Biden’s, proving that he hates AMERICA less than Biden.)

In order to prove their genuine love for AMERICA, politicians need MUCH BIGGER FLAG PINS:


Farfalle With Sausage Tomato Cream Sauce

one pound Esposito’s sweet italian sausage
one pound farfalle
olive oil
half a small onion, diced
six gigunda garlic cloves, diced
one large can crushed san marzano tomatoes
one cup dry white wine
half cup heavy cream
dried dill
dried oregano
dried thyme
crushed red pepper flakes
fresh-ground black pepper
chopped basil
grated parmigiano reggiano

Sautee the onions and garlic with oregano, red pepper, black pepper, thyme, and dill.

Add the sausage and lightly brown.

Deglaze with the white wine and boil off all the alcohol.

Add the tomatoes, cover, and simmer on low for 25 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Add the cream, stir, and salt to taste. Continue to simmer on low stirring occasionally, while the pasta boils in salty water until it is very molto al dente.

Sauce is done.

Add one half cup of the pasta water, a handful of chopped basil, and the drained pasta. Finish on medium heat for two minutes with gentle stirring.

Plate, grate, sprinkle, EAT!