I’m laughing my ass off at all the old NFL d00ds on teevee OUTRAGED that rookie Dez Bryant dared to tell veteran Roy Williams that he wasn’t gonna carry his fucken shoulder pads out onto the field for him. Back when we were rookies, we gave the fucken veterans motherfucken HANDJOBS, ok? So Bryant better blah, blah, blah! AHAHAHAHAHAH!


  1. says

    What’s been lost in all this reporting is the fact that this wasn’t even an instance of rookie hazing.

    Instead, Roy Williams sucks so bad, and can’t carry his own fucking jockstrap, that OF COURSE he needs help carrying his shoulder pads.

    Screw him and the whiney douchenozzles that are assassinating Dez Bryant’s character. I just want to see him play, even if I have to watch the FUCKING COWPOKES to do so.

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