GLEE Live Tour

If I had twelve dicks, and I hammered twelve rusty nails through each one, poured twelve gallons of gasoline on them, and then lit the fuckers on fire, it still wouldn’t have been one twelfth as painful as sitting through the motherfucking GLEE live tour show.


  1. says

    You seem to be obsessed with the whole nail in dick thing. As I said before, my friend, it’s a fine line between pain and pleasure.

  2. lizzyb says

    Clapping…so Happy that you suffered so while thousands around you stood up, danced, partied, sang and had a great time…whateva for tiny dicks 12 or 1 like you have who hate so hard. You could even squeeze out a oz of joy for your spouse..pitiful.
    a gleek

  3. Isabel says

    “You seem to be obsessed with the whole nail in dick thing.”

    Did you steal that line from Jim Goad?

    So you have read his book. Hmmm.

  4. says

    Holy fucking hell Isis, that song was painful enough when Journey did it. Is that the shit that PP is talking about? I don’t really watch tee vee, though Juniper (who also watches little enough tee vee) explained GLEE to me. This shit is seriously popular?

    I think I am with PP on this one.

  5. 8 says

    Jimmy Goad is Glenn Beck for hipsters. He’s great, if you loved The Bell Curve but thought it needed more doo-doo jokes.

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