Randy Johnson looks really choked up and humbled at reaching 300 wins. And with a great sense of humor, he said, “I only have 211 to reach Cy Young!” What’s up with that fucking soul patch, though? Dude, you’re 45. Stick with a goatee.


  1. says

    Apparently no birds were harmed in tonight’s victory. It was cool to watch though, he may be the last 300 game winner we see for a long while. But I agree about the soul patch, he looks like some dirty aged 70’s porn star with thing.

  2. says

    —“But I agree about the soul patch, he looks like some dirty aged 70’s porn star with thing”—

    Dude, have you taken a good look at him without the soul patch?
    Have you taken a good look at his name?
    Or at his nickname, The Big Unit?
    What about any of the above doesn’t suggest 70’s porn star?
    I think the soul patch works for him. Heck, 300 wins and most of them in the roid era…he can do whatever he fucking likes. Total freaking stud.

  3. says

    I liked the interview, I’ve never heard him speak before.

    Also, I don’t think you have right to criticize ANYONE named The Big Unit. Unless, you know, CPP, you think you could pitch better than him.

  4. says

    Dude! CPP would totally throw at the Big Unit’s head when that phreak grabbed his bat.

    Time for a little Eine Kleine Chinmusik.

  5. says

    He got the nickname from his teammate Tim Raines after they ran into each other. All I can say was during the late 90’s early 00’s he was sickest pitcher in the national league and even birds feared him after he destroyed one in midair.

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