Bobby Jindal Is Absofuckinglutely Correct

I think it is very important for each of us to take personal responsibility for geothermal tectonic activity. Eleventeen fucktillion gigajoules of magmatic energy is no match for the home-spun down-to-earth common-sense ingenuity of real hard-working Americans.

h/t Jon Swift.


  1. juniorprof says

    I stopped a motherfucking volcano today, right after I got done sucking three million tons of carbon dioxide out of the stratosphere. I also scaled up my solar panel production so that they now cost 3 cents and built a car that runs on hummingbird farts. As the prophet Dr Dre once said, damn right it was a good day, but I have to admit, I’m feeling a bit bloated.

  2. says

    You guys are all missing the fucking point. If you give rich people more tax cuts and let the church molest your children and stop teaching the ‘theory’ of evolution as ‘science’ and get rid of all the gays, God won’t make the volcanoes erupt.

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