It’s Time To Replace “Below The Fold”

I am really sick and fucking tired of using and reading “below the fold” to refer to the rest of a blog post that we dastardly bloggers force you hapless readers to click through to, so that we can record your motherfucking mouse click! So I’ve got a proposal: How about instead of exhorting our readers to continue reading our scintillating missives “below the fold”, we tell them to keep reading “inside the crack”? That would be totally fucking hilarious!!

More of my thoughts on this essential advance in blogging technology are inside the crack! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!


  1. larue says

    One way or another, shit’s gonna slip between the cracks.

    It’s all on you PhysioP! LOL

  2. says

    How about not putting stuff “after the jump” or “in my cat’s asscrack” or whatever you wants to call it? Like, posting the thing whole? The way we do it over at your beloved blogspot?

    But if you must, I like “in the crack.” Not as much as I like “after this super-mega-annoying point-and-clicky requirement doohickey,” but to each his own.

  3. mikeb302000 says

    Thanks for the laugh. I was thinking about George Carlin’s passing when I read your post. It made laughed out loud with comic relief.

  4. Interrobang says

    Where I’m from, we refer to that as “behind the cut.” Depending on who you are and where you’re from, your mileage may vary…

  5. littlem says

    ““inside the crack””

    Oh, dear.

    * * * * * * * * * *

    What’s the objection to “after the jump”?


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