Ridiculous Demented Right-Wing Wackaloon Theocratic Douchemonkeys Fuck Up Big Time

PhysioProf is not real up on the controversy surrounding the movie Expelled, but apparently it is some absurd piece of right-wing Jeebus-freak dreck about how the theory of evolution SUXX0RS!!!11! and how horrible “evolutionists” are suppressing the BEST SCHOLARS EVAH!!!!11!11 from the “Intelligent Design” community (which as far as I can tell is just a Potemkin village from which right-wing theocratic beserkers can peddle their ridiculous Jeebus tales to credulous drooling moron right-wing authoritarian followers).

Anyhoo, the name of the movie, Expelled, is supposed to be a reference to how these totally fucking awesome Jeebus-freak “scholars” have been “expelled” from the regular scientific community by nasty “evolutionists”, despite their brilliant insights into some goofy wacked-out Jeebus-freak crapola, and that it is TOTALLY UNFAIR that they have been expelled because their loonie-tune nonsense does not suit “evolutionist” dogma and is unpopular. So the basic idea is that it is TERRIBLE and HORRIBLE and EVIL for people with unpopular views to be expelled from any particular realm of intellectual discourse.

Well, massive overwhelmingly enormous gigunda swinging-dick atheist “evolutionist” blogger PZ Myers went to see Expelled, and guess what happened. The ridiculous demented right-wing wackaloon theocratic douchemonkeys expelled Myers from the movie! And not only did they expel him, they got the fucking cops to do it for them. (If PhysioProf weren’t such a judicious fair-minded commentator who eschews extreme characterizations, he might have even considered this to smell just a little bit, shall we say, of FASCISM.)

And guess who was with Myers, but who the absurd fuckwit theocratic loonies neglected to also expel? Richard Fucking Dawkins, an even bigger massive overwhelmingly enormous gigunda swinging-dick atheist “evolutionist” than Myers. These gobsmackingly stupid right-wing wackaloon pathetic douchemonkey theocrats can’t even get their fucking FASCISM right.

UPDATE: Here a bunch of links to other commentary on this hilarious shit, courtesy of Greg Laden:

Secondary comments from various bloggers:

PZ Expelled from Expelled
On the list of the singularly most ridiculous things that have ever happened…

Irony is alive
I guess they’re not going to invite him to the premiere
Rabble Rousing Evolutionist Expelled From Theater

PZ gets expelled … and gets the last laugh.

P.Z. Expelled!, Dawkins in…

Too stupid for words

Yeah, that’s gonna leave a mark.


  1. says

    I think PZ might have just ‘won Ben Stein’s money’.
    I saw this on Pharyngula last night and couldn’t stop laughing, off and on, for like the next hour. Just couldn’t get over it. Still get a chuckle thinking about it.

  2. J-Dog says

    You win The Big Battle of The PZ-Expelled Headlines!

    First time visitor – I’ll be back – Right Fucking On Dude!

  3. says

    Never seen your blog before (enjoy what I see, though), but “Ridiculous Demented Right-Wing Wackaloon Theocratic Douchemonkeys Fuck Up Big Time” has got to the best blog title I’ve ever seen!!


  4. Rob says

    Great headline, but it’s not about right-wingers.
    It’s about raving lunatics whose paranoia is much greater than their willingness to reason.
    I know plenty of hot and heavy believers in astrology who are left-wing; they’re just as stupid.
    They all believe in their own version of magic and fairy tales.

  5. says

    The great thing about this headline is how it builds, and builds, and then boom, you see the word “douchemonkeys”. It’s almost operatic.

  6. says

    Stop holding back, Physioprof! Tell us how you really feel!

    My favorite thing from the whole fiasco: Watching the wackaloons blatantly and obviously lie about it — only to get their asses spanked by PZ and the honest witnesses.

  7. says

    Hi, PW! Thanks for stopping by!

    I haven’t been over at FDL much lately. I gotta admit, I’m kind of feeling political fatigue right now, and am trying to recharge so that I’m ready to really fire up some serious fucking outrage once the Dem primary is over.

  8. oriole says

    I’m a first-time visitor, but I will definitely be back. You are a true wordsmithing artist, PhysioProf. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. I like your style; it’s a sort of Arlo-Guthrie-meets-John-Cleese-and-they-both-trip-on-acid-following-which-they-merge-into-one-giant-stream-of-consciousness-comedy-brain number, which you don’t see too often these days.

    Thanks for the relief you provide when civilisation is beset by Ridiculous Demented Right-Wing Wackaloon Theocratic Douchemonkeys.

  9. says

    I suspect Expelled is supposed to be a reference to the garden of eden, where the intelligent designer designed the intelligent design and gave them all the good real estate, only to take it all away when they insisted on doing experiments.

    Not a patch on Ridiculous Demented Right-Wing Wackaloon Theocratic Douchemonkeys, though.

  10. says

    I am glad people like the title of this post. I have to say, my personal favorite title is “Mika Brzezinski Kicks Morning Joe’s Lame Wingnut Ass”.


    That also happens to be one of my most popular posts ever. I think people like the idea of a right-wing fucknozzle like Scarborough being embarrassed by Mika Brzezinski, who is so obviously much smarter than he is.

  11. ScottM says

    People actually read this blog on purpose? I really felt like I was listening to a 12 year old crab about getting beat time and time again on xbox live. I can’t believe that anyone would take your ranting seriously.

  12. says

    Edit: Oh, I get it. ScottM is a demented fucking wackaloon.<

    ScottM is a self-congratulatory smegma snorkeling little fuckstain.

    (fixed that for you)

  13. the Rev Jerry Gloryhole says

    Give enough monkeys enough typewriters and enough time and they’ll invent Intelligent Design.


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