I made a quick run to St Cloud today, to visit Spirit Halloween after Hallowe’en, when they are busy dumping everything left over at half price. Get out there quick! Like any mysterious fantasy shop, it’s going to vanish, leaving only a dusty empty space off an abandoned alleyway — our local stores disappear on November 3rd. I stocked up on weird fake spider crap for next year’s celebration.
More importantly, my wife sent me on a mission to get a new vacuum cleaner, because our old one is busted.



Is that where the lower half of that human skeleton went then is it? Into the understandably busted vacuum cleaner? No wonder it broke! ;-)
Usually happens to penis-bearers, StevoR.
cf. https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2021/01/28/the_dangers_of_masturbating_with_a_vacuum_cleaner_657673.html