Spring 2022 semester is officially over!


I just submitted all of my grades to the registrar, and guess what? Everyone passed! Not a single F in the bunch! All the seniors can graduate now.

I’d like to celebrate, but right now I’m soaking in the soothing vapors of my drugs, and I don’t want to get up, even though there are spiders waiting for me in the wide world of everywhere.

Comments

  1. PaulBC says

    Not a single F in the bunch! All the seniors can graduate now.

    Are they from Lake Wobegon?

  2. birgerjohansson says

    The tragedy is those who start University studies without having former the kind of disciplined study habits that are essential for success, and fail, walking away with a huge debt for nothing (no, Joe Biden will not cancer the debt, even though he does not need Joe Manchin to do it).

  3. birgerjohansson says

    I meant “cancel” but spell check thought cancer was more appropriate.

  4. birgerjohansson says

    PaulBC @ 1
    I would have guessed Innsmouth. Because experience with morphing.

  5. brightmoon says

    You’ve earned the rest , you’ve had a rough few months . Relax it’s good for you!

  6. birgerjohansson says

    If you are a true VIP, “averate” will be the new official spelling.
    This is how the aircraft SR-17 became SR-71. Because the boss must never be corrected.

  7. blf says

    I don’t want to get up, even though there are spiders waiting for me in the wide world of everywhere.

    Send up the Secret Spider Signal.🕷️ They (generally spiders, but also octopoda, ephalopods, and maybe a few confused students, zebrafishys, etc.) will rush to yer aid, carrying the bed, you (presumably in the bed), etc., to the Haunt of The Wild Spider, or possibly Mirkwood.

  8. muttpupdad says

    Didn’t you take the proper oath of Science when receiving your PhD to be found died at your lab bench,slumped over containers and plates of your last experiment?

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