As we all know, birds aren’t real — they’re all just odd looking squid. Case in point: this is a cockatoo.
As we all also know, birds are just feathered spiders, therefore, squid=spiders. QED.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
As PZ studies the wild cephalopods of rural Minnesota.
The eight limbs are dancing inside the house.
Since squid ~ spiders, I can envision a new Netflix series called Spider Game. Contestants have to make their way across the non-sticky strands of an orb web. If they get stuck they get wrapped up and eaten at leisure. Round 2 for the survivors is being hunted by tarantulas.
I wonder how pathologically PZ scores on a Rorschach. (Hey, Rorschach?)
I did an in depth, two minute research on the interwebs for a better head on photo .
Strange looking critter .
PS ,news to me that birds aren’t real.
PPSH41 ,sorry force of habit ,haha .
I did see a photo of a turkey stuffed with an octopus ,now I am not one to give people ideas for their
xmas menu ,but ,please ,please ,pretty please will one of you brave souls try it .
Beautiful plumage.