Why do you have to ruin this pitch-perfect rant about the election by dissing spiders, Cody? That one line hurt, you know.
The rest, though, is spot on. Biden sucks, but we’ve got to vote for him.
I won’t be able to watch the election returns on 3 November. Because of the electoral college, and the corruption, and the rat-fucking Republicans, and the poisoning of the courts with unqualified evil jerks, I don’t have that much confidence that Trump will be thrown out of office.