Trolling the trolls


It’s just too easy. An Instagram model/influencer/whatever named Belle Delphine, who posts lots of self-portraits of herself in cat ears and is apparently popular with the 4chan/anime crowd of gamer boys, posted a photo of herself and said that if it got a million likes, she’d do some videos for PornHub, the explicit porn site. A million keyboards expired in the deluge of drool, and she met her goal. So she made the videos. All innocuous, with one, for example of her playing with a cat. Nothing porny at all.

The ensuing rage was delicious. Here’s my favorite example.

She ruined him. Stabbed him right in the punctuation lobe.

Comments

  1. DanDare says

    Its like being granted a wish in D&D. Dungeon Masters are really good at nerphing wishes based on exact wording.

  2. jrkrideau says

    People never learn. I would have thought Croesus was enough of an object lesson.

  3. Owlmirror says

    Young, Horny, Beautiful Teen
    Hoping To Hookup
    Has A Naughty Derriere

    Rated XYZZY!

  4. John Morales says

    OK, I’m not much for Rorschach, but the scrawled-out nym on the cap sure looks like an erect penis (a smallish one). I read the lede and scrolled down, and there it was.

    (Heh. Priming effect?)

  5. says

    I know, somebody will come along and tell us about how mean we are, but how pathetic can you get?
    Your life was ruined over not seeing porn. Wow. And veggie day is the pinnacle of discrimination.

  6. wzrd1 says

    @7, sure it was hers and not a borrowed one? Loads less overhead and all.
    But, with none of the benefits…

    @9, when is veggie day? While, it might cause some marital strife, I’d be glad to celebrate it!

    As for the “ensuing rage”, about what I’ve come to expect from men whose hands play impossible to get, de to their shitty personality. Or more likely, their inability to get their hands off of the keyboard and mouse and into something more useful, such as masturbating with a cheese grater. Just to enjoy the same virtual sensation we get by interacting with them on occasion.
    Still, they do serve an important societal function, poster children for the local abortion clinic.

  7. lochaber says

    that’s hilarious

    the incels responding with anger and threats, not so much

  8. voidhawk says

    Even if I’d shared her video deliberately expecting a porn video, and I’d visited the site with Kleenex in hand, that would have had me laughing my ass off.

  9. lucifersbike says

    @voidhawk :) Before there was Rick-rolling there was “Do you want to see a wet pussy?” —> photo of a very wet kitten peeping out of a buc

  10. Owlmirror says

    Want to hear a dirty joke?

    A white horse fell in the mud.

    Want to hear an even dirtier joke?

    Two white horses fell in the mud.

    — heard long ago, probably old even then

  11. Matt G says

    wzrd1 @10, that would be even better: “Watch me stroke my best friend’s pussy!”.

  12. eleanor says

    What’s he complaining about? He was hoping for “something to make me feel again”, and he certainly seems to be having a whole lot of feelings now.

  13. Kip Williams says

    Commenting at the Nancy comics strip, I see a lot of entitled whiners upset over the minimalist and somewhat modern take that “Olivia Jaimes” has brought to the strip. Besides those who miss the treacly Hallmark Cards glurge (Tonstant Weader Fwowwed Up), there’s a strong contingent that misses the stacked Fritzi Ritz that the tres Christian Guy Gilchrist loved to draw (most often, it seemed like she spent her days blubbering over recently deceased C&W stars).
    I keep telling them that if they’re looking for sexually titillating pix of Aunt Fritzi, they can just Google for them, and that the strip does not owe them a continuing source of fantasy fodder. “There’s plenty of places online where you can find exactly what you’re looking for,” I tell them.
    They’ve mostly fallen quiet, though some of the ones who howled about it for weeks on end still show up now and then. Because they can’t spank it to Fritzi any more, poor subterranean Oedipi.

  14. PaulBC says

    “if they’re looking for sexually titillating pix of Aunt Fritzi, they can just Google for them”

    Indeed, Pinterest keeps emailing them to me whether I ask for them or not. (Well it might for all I know.)

    I had no idea interest in vintage Nancy was a thing. Bill Griffith (Zippy the Pinhead) had some funny takes on Nancy in the 1980s and it was retro then.

  15. Kip Williams says

    Bill Griffith was the first one I saw to refer to “three rocks” as a Bushmiller touchstone (if you will). Gilchrist turned it into a creepy obsession, ostentatiously making sure to always put those cargo-cult rocks in, and lampshading as if he was afraid nobody would get it. He declared that the town it all takes place in was called Three Rocks. Such fetishism might not be so bad if he wasn’t also pumping out gallons of cringeworthy sentimentality and nauseating values-peddling in the iconic gag-a-day strip.

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