There are a few things you should test that this fellow claims.
OK. Cows can do amazing things.
- They can absorb radiation with their horns.
- If you place a radio between their horns, you’ll just here “ommmmm”.
- They poop plutonium (I guess they have to do something with the radiation they absorb).
- Their urine cures cancer.
I don’t own a cow, so it’s a little inconvenient for me to try this stuff, although I suppose I could drop by the dairy farm a half mile away. The cattle yard is full of plutonium, though, and that stuff can kill you, so I’m a bit afraid to try.
Do you think dairy farmers and cattle ranchers and cowboys are all swigging down gallons of cow piss to counter the carcinogenic effects of all that radioactivity? Do radios between American cow horns just emit Slim-Whitman-like yodels instead of “Om”?