That trick of using your beard to recharge your phone is the best idea in here — only I can’t make it work. Maybe I need to stop trimming it? But then I get mistaken for Santa Claus when I walk down the street.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
I wish my beard worked like that.
As someone who has never been able to grow a convincing beard, I find this video somewhat discriminatory.
Epic!
A much better and more immediately beneficial use for a beard:
https://assets.amuniversal.com/d5d1dd101c5101329d17005056a9545d
I stopped trimming last April. I was going to go as Darwin for Halloween. Then I played it up as a tall, thin Santa Claus. Now Darwin’s birthday is coming up in a month. Next stop: Dumbledore!
I’ll see your music video sir, and raise.