Now I have to warn Canada, too


Gwyneth Paltrow is coming to Vancouver in October, with a one-day seminar titled “In Goop Health”.

This warning is too late. It’s already sold out. Maybe you can quarantine the attendees?

Comments

  1. Ed Seedhouse says

    Thank dog for the Johnstone strait. Can we arrange for a ferry system closing wind storm on the day?

  2. jrkrideau says

    Vancouver? Isn’t that in Lotusland?

    I wonder if Health Canada could drop in? There must be an excellent chance she is peddling something not approved under some health act no matter how weak our laws on patient medicines are.

  3. Rich Woods says

    Maybe you can quarantine the attendees?

    Cordon them off behind a wall built of jade eggs. A great wall, the best wall.

  4. zetopan says

    “We got this covered: …”
    Unfortunately, that also requires that Canadian’s be rational and informed enough to actually pay attention to the science side. In the US that isn’t working out well, so be forewarned.

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