I was out for my morning saunter when I spotted this at a local pond: a baby turtle hitching a ride on a swan. Clearly, this is the laziest turtle in the world.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Or the smartest turtle in the world.
lolol
Laziness is the mother of invention.
i have a fren.
i call him boatbird.
i am smol. he carry me. good fren.
The mildly deranged penguin is annoyed. The roboswanship was not supposed to be unveiled until the fleet is ready. She will have words with all those turtles going down down down all the way…
Swans are only mostly vegetarian. That turtle may be in trouble come lunch time.
Looking at the picture, I noticed that the swan appears to be in a “roasting pan”. Makes me suspect it is a decoy to scare off geese.
Yes, it looks like a decoy. But swans carry their young like that. I see it every spring.
They’re performing Wagner’s Lohengrin, Act 3, as Lohengrin leaves Elsa on his Swan Boat after revealing his identity.
Sorry pz that’s not a real swan.
So its turtles all the way down until you reach a swan?
. . . And now, the heartwarming/hilarious/horrifying update to “The Ugly Duckling”, which we like to call “The Really Funky-Looking Cygnet” . . .
“Wait! That’s no swan!”
Milkshake swan.
Sean and and his support group friend, Myrtle have finally figured out a way to live with their aquaphobia. Jeff will have to use the smoker this Thanksgiving.
Better than the Laziest Men on Mars…
You can’t eat what you can’t see…