Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, has announced his retirement at the age of 95. I don’t quite see the point of retiring from a job as a figurehead, but I guess even Walmart greeters can expect to see some time off, so good for him. The BBC did report on it, and made this statement that made me laugh:
He is famed for off-the-cuff remarks he has made at royal engagements around the world over the years.
One down. So when are y’all getting rid of the rest of the royal family?