How to make a cephalopod hideous

Oh, no! This is a horrible slur against the loveliness of the octopus!

It’s not fair, but having eight arms tends to turn one into a metaphor.


  1. madtom1999 says

    Watching this from over the pond I’d say he is more of a stranded jellyfish with what looked like his octopus arms turning out to be seaweed drying in the sun and pulling away from his body.