The Seattle aquarium isn’t playing the matchmaking game with their octopuses anymore, for a chilling reason: they’re afraid that a date might turn into a public cannibal orgy.
I don’t recall that peril from my youth, back when I was actively dating. I’m lucky to have escaped Seattle alive!
I might be a bit afraid of a huge guy named Kong.
You make that sound like a bad thing.
Well worth following the link in the RawStory article to the YouTube video of the octopus quite easily attacking, subduing, and killing the shark.
I vaguely recall eating my wife-to-be when we were dating. She seemed to like it.