It’s a tragedy when two people grow apart. I met my wife in third grade, and I thought I knew her well, but I have learned just this week that she…swings the other way. Bats for the other team. Has desires that I cannot satisfy. I am simply shattered.
She has bought a computer for herself, and it is a Windows PC.
Will our marriage survive this? Hell, I’m not even sure if our marriage is legal anymore. Has the Supreme Court ruled on the legitimacy of PC/Mac marriages?
Oh, no. What will I tell the kids?