I took this test to see which Game of Thrones character I was, and it told me I was Jon Snow. Nooo! He’s so bland!
But then I read this tally of every single death on the HBO show, and it turns out that he’s the third most deadly killer, after Bronn and Sandor. How does he find the time? He has to spend hours every morning just curling his hair!
I’m seeing a lot of GoT stuff appearing on the interwebs right now, because apparently the season premiere is tomorrow. I won’t be watching it. I appreciate the fact that it is a complex story being told with great production values, but I burned out on the books — I don’t think they are going anywhere, and that the series is just a lovely money churn for George R.R. Martin — and I’ve only seen enough of the HBO show to know I don’t want to get sucked into it.
The rest of you, have fun. I’m going to sit here in the corner, sulkily curling my hair.