Phil Robertson, chief asshole of the Duck Dynasty family, got together with a crowd of like-minded Christians and fantasized about atheists. If imaginary stories about rape and grisly murder aren’t your cup of tea, go no further.
“I’ll make a bet with you,” Robertson told the religious gathering. “Two guys break into an atheist’s home. He has a little atheist wife and two little atheist daughters. Two guys break into his home and tie him up in a chair and gag him.”
“Then they take his two daughters in front of him and rape both of them and then shoot them, and they take his wife and then decapitate her head off in front of him,” Robertson continued, “and then they can look at him and say, ‘Isn’t it great that I don’t have to worry about being judged? Isn’t it great that there’s nothing wrong with this? There’s no right or wrong, now, is it dude?’”
He then imagined the assailants cutting off the atheist’s penis.
“Then you take a sharp knife and take his manhood and hold it in front of him and say, ‘Wouldn’t it be something if [there] was something wrong with this?’” Robertson said. “’But you’re the one who says there is no God, there’s no right, there’s no wrong, so we’re just having fun. We’re sick in the head, have a nice day.’”
“If it happened to them, they probably would say, ‘Something about this just ain’t right,’” Robertson added.
You will be judged. You will not be judged by a hateful fantasy in the sky, but you will be judged by your fellow human beings. They’re the ones who matter, not your biblical delusions.
And I do look at Robertson and think, “Something about this just ain’t right. You’re sick in the head.”
Jebus, but religion does turn people stark rantingly evil.