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  2. Sili says

    Interesting. It gets stuck in a loop between “James Pattersant” and “Joss Pattersant”. I wonder if there are any true fixpoints.

  3. Sili says

    What bollocks. “Idina Menzel” doesn’t travoltafy properly. The thing is obviously broken.

  4. bahrfeldt says

    John Travolta can, and does, ruin a good movie, ruin a bad movie and it now seems, ruin a simple introduction. He is terrible. Worse even than Chuck Norris. Only David Caruso comes close and, fortunately, he does it a lot less often.

  5. HappyHead says

    I liked the twitter response from @AdelaDazeem:
    “THANK YOU, JORN TROMOLTO!”

  13. carlie says

    Intrestingly, when I travoltified my name it came up with what I routinely get on junk mail and telemarketing calls.

  14. The Mellow Monkey: Non-Hypothetical says

    I come out as Catherine Deeza.

    You know…I kinda dig it.

  15. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    Crip Dyke = Craig Draw

    interesting, that’s suspiciously like absolutely nothing at all relevant!

  17. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    Good point, colnago80. But let’s not speak for him. Let’s permit him to say “Travolta the Scientologist” in his own words:

    Victoria Whayte

  21. robro says

    subbie @#11

    Poopyhead becomes “Mohammad.” Not sure what to make of that.

    Perhaps it’s a sign from above. Hallelujah!

    Your’s truly,

    Roan Brazent (with a name like that, I should have my on TV show)

  22. robro says

    Sili @#3

    What bollocks. “Idina Menzel” doesn’t travoltafy properly. The thing is obviously broken.

    Really? When I tried Idina Menzel I got Adele Dazeem. Maybe they fixed it.

  25. gmacs says

    I played around with different names. Oddly enough, I found that both Vladimir and it’s familiar form, Volodya, come out as “Victoria”.

    Gerhard, in a boring turn, comes out as “Gerard”.

  28. Holms says

    Mine came out as Gabrielle Gadbrooks. I think that would be a fantastic name, if I ever took up drag performing.

    Better still: Gabrielle Gadzooks.

    …Hello? Is this thing on?
    :(

  29. thebookofdave says

    I think I discovered the problem: when he delivered the introduction, John Travolta was speaking as “Jan Thozomas”. Probably caused by an impacted cluster of body thetans. Another auditing session should clear that right up.

  35. FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist) says

    Idina Menzel

    Adele Dazeem

    Amelie Deeza

    Amelia Dorniels

    Alisha Dizzon

    At which point it begins to loop between the last two.

    Yes, I thought that was worth the time to do. No, I’m not high. Perhaps, it’s time for bed…

  36. loopyj says

    And here I thought I was the only Parkinsmack! Joey Parkinsmack here, proud owner-operator of Park ‘n’ Smack International – franchise opportunities available!

  37. Don Quijote says

    Dean Granite here. Heavy metal Singer or tough guy film star, can’t decide.

  42. Sili says

    robro,

    Really? When I tried Idina Menzel I got Adele Dazeem. Maybe they fixed it.

    I think I pasted in a trailing space. That changes the output.

  43. Sili says

    It should also be noted that Travolta is a Scientologist.

    Could you test this water for me? I’m not sure if it’s wet.

  45. David Marjanović says

    Intrestingly, when I travoltified my name it came up with what I routinely get on junk mail and telemarketing calls.

    *pretends being able to raise one eyebrow*

    Fascinating.

    porn name (first pet/street you grew up on version)

    …Hm. I never had a pet, and… the street… that would be morbid.

  46. David Marjanović says

    Could you test this water for me? I’m not sure if it’s wet.

    Win.

  47. bushrat says

    Mia Weellass…I’m now off to start my life as a small Scottish woman. Thanks, John!

  48. Merlin says

    @31 Kevin Alexander:
    Ermahgerd! Kelvin Alexernder!

    …and I’ll just show myself out. Thanks everyone, you’ve been a wonderful crowd, thanks for not throwing anythi-alright, leaving…

  49. Gvlgeologist, FCD says

    Gregory in Seattle, apparently “Gregory” is consistently genderchanged to “Gabriella”, since I wound up with “Gabriella Mceezald”.

  50. Gvlgeologist, FCD says

    Oddly enough, when I put in my nym, “Gvlgeologist” is translated to “Gabrielle” (“e”, not “a”), and FCD of all things goes to Florzes.