We’re really going to have to fire our tech guy — there has been another leak of sensitive information from the FtB backchannel.
Don’t read it. We’re already beginning the process of sterilizing Vancouver to limit the flow of information, and if any of you try to scurry off with our secrets, well, you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.
sithrazer says
That’s why I use an outhouse!
Louis says
It’s all true. The Space Lizards told me so.
Louis
Caine, Wonder-wench says
:cackles: Pure poetry.
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist) says
Uhm, shouldn’t that be: “Another Crommy Leak” ?
yazikus says
@Caine- I just posted about that same quote in the other thread. Jinx! I can’t wait to try to fit into everyday conversation, deadpan. It will be awesome.
Caine, Wonder-wench says
Yazikus:
I saw that. That phrase is magic, oh, and it will get used, at least here on Pharyngula. :D
maudell says
Too late Ophelia. Don’t you know Vancouver is the home of the best, most active, men’s rights activist? I’m convinced they are planning to put up a devastating poster about this on an abandoned house. Freedom!
maudell says
Hehe I cross read my blogs. Regardless, Ophelia, pz, same person right?
Caine, Wonder-wench says
Maudell:
Well, there’s already going to be one unholy union, the more the merrier!
PZ Myers says
Oh, no, another person has cracked our secret files?
wordofcase says
Damn you! You’ve disguised the sterilization as rain and clouds! Agggh! It burns! Agggh….
Crommunist says
@FossilFishy: “Uhm, shouldn’t that be: “Another Crommy Leak” ?”
Waah waaaaaah
FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist) says
Oh yes indeed Crommnist, I live for the sad trombone. ‘Tis a failing I’ve never managed to correct.
Fantastic piece by the way.
steve oberski says
And here I thought I just wasn’t cleaning the damn thing often enough.
ednaz says
Most excellent.
*folds hands evilly*
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theophontes (坏蛋) says
Tentacles?
John Morales says
theophontes, no, just a tentacle.
jonmilne says
sithrazer
Are you sure it’s not your tool shed?
laurentweppe says
What? No secret account in the Cayman Islands? I’m disappointed
Illuminata, Genie in the Beer Bottle says
100% cosigned.
I’m still LOLing over the “tampons, tampons in the deep” comment.
Crommunist says
Please. The CayMAN Islands? Never gonna happen…
blf says
The kraken do that all the time here, in winter. In summer, there’s lots of sundried long pigs on the beaches, but not so much in the winter. Hence, the kraken invade the plumbing when on the hunt for for some fresh munchies…
David Marjanović says
Thread won.
shouldbeworking says
Toronto can use the major cleaning action too. (Toronto: the city Canada loves to hate)
JohnnieCanuck says
Not without cause, not without cause do we hate Toronto.