We’re really going to have to fire our tech guy — there has been another leak of sensitive information from the FtB backchannel.
Don’t read it. We’re already beginning the process of sterilizing Vancouver to limit the flow of information, and if any of you try to scurry off with our secrets, well, you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.
That’s why I use an outhouse!
It’s all true. The Space Lizards told me so.
Louis
:cackles: Pure poetry.
Uhm, shouldn’t that be: “Another Crommy Leak” ?
@Caine- I just posted about that same quote in the other thread. Jinx! I can’t wait to try to fit into everyday conversation, deadpan. It will be awesome.
Yazikus:
I saw that. That phrase is magic, oh, and it will get used, at least here on Pharyngula. :D
Too late Ophelia. Don’t you know Vancouver is the home of the best, most active, men’s rights activist? I’m convinced they are planning to put up a devastating poster about this on an abandoned house. Freedom!
Hehe I cross read my blogs. Regardless, Ophelia, pz, same person right?
Maudell:
Well, there’s already going to be one unholy union, the more the merrier!
Oh, no, another person has cracked our secret files?
Damn you! You’ve disguised the sterilization as rain and clouds! Agggh! It burns! Agggh….
@FossilFishy: “Uhm, shouldn’t that be: “Another Crommy Leak” ?”
Waah waaaaaah
Oh yes indeed Crommnist, I live for the sad trombone. ‘Tis a failing I’ve never managed to correct.
Fantastic piece by the way.
And here I thought I just wasn’t cleaning the damn thing often enough.
Most excellent.
*folds hands evilly*
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Tentacles?
theophontes, no, just a tentacle.
sithrazer
Are you sure it’s not your tool shed?
What? No secret account in the Cayman Islands? I’m disappointed
100% cosigned.
I’m still LOLing over the “tampons, tampons in the deep” comment.
Please. The CayMAN Islands? Never gonna happen…
The kraken do that all the time here, in winter. In summer, there’s lots of sundried long pigs on the beaches, but not so much in the winter. Hence, the kraken invade the plumbing when on the hunt for for some fresh munchies…
Thread won.
Toronto can use the major cleaning action too. (Toronto: the city Canada loves to hate)
Not without cause, not without cause do we hate Toronto.