1. F [disappearing] says

    Tonight’s seafood dinner special is…

    What’s a word as stupid as turducken for a nautilus with a crab in it? Nauticrab?

  2. gravityisjustatheory says

    I must be reading too much Polity. My first thought was “Sniper fighting a Prador”.

  3. Anthony K says

    Nautili eat crabs, do they? That’s excellent news!

    Do I have to go into the ocean, or can I just shove a few into my ginch?

  4. F [disappearing] says


    That’ll work, but i was looking for stupid. Asking in the wrong community, I expect.

  5. says

    It’s a bit of an assumption isn’t it? That the nautilus is eating the crab.

    Perhaps they are just close friends. Real close. Not that there’s anything wrong……….

  6. Ichthyic says

    Do I have to go into the ocean, or can I just shove a few into my ginch?

    you must wear really baggy pants.


    I’ve eaten crabs, I’ve eaten squid, octopus, lobster, even cuttlefish (*not the poet*)… I wonder if somewhere nautilus are on the menu?

    *runs off to googlesearch*

  7. Karen Locke says

    A fellow crab lover! And it doesn’t even have to take it home from the grocery store, clean it, and separate the meat out from the shell. I’m jealous, especially since Husband doesn’t like crab, so on the rare occasions when I fix it I fix it just for me — and it seems like a lot of work.

  8. Anthony K says

    If I told you I really like fast cars, how many of you would view me as a reckless, penis compensating, selfish, asshole?

    Are you doing so in yet another thread about large numbers of people being mowed down by a Porsche driver, because that’s a thing that happens with some regularity?

    I would.